Binge-Watching 2025's Festive Features: The Good, The Bad and The So-Bad-It's-Good.
‘Tis the season to slob out on the sofa and devour a box of festive treats in front of a great film, a bad movie, or one that’s so bad it’s good.
This year, a batch of latest holiday movies strives to join part of our holiday traditions—maybe even finding a spot alongside beloved favorites like Home Alone, Elf, Love Actually, and Die Hard (we won’t debate it).
Thus, in a vital public service to distinguish the gems from the coal, and to get into the festive feeling, I binged as many fresh Christmas films as possible in a single day.
Early Morning: A Very Jonas Christmas Movie
Beginning, ideally, on a high. This is the sole 2025 title on a well-known aggregator's list of the top 100 Christmas movies of all time.
The Jonas Brothers are trapped in the UK after wrapping up their international trek and must get home for Christmas. Their attempts are hindered by an evil Santa, who sings to declare they won’t get home until they “rekindle their familial spark.”
The banter between the arguing trio is enjoyable even for the uninitiated, while devotees will no doubt pick up on lots of easter eggs as they try to get back using all transportation available.
It’s a travelogue of mishaps.
It’s not legendary, but is great for devotees and a positive start to the day.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄 for Jonas Brothers fans or 🎄🎄🎄 for their loved ones who are obliged to sit through it.
Next: A Star in Panto
A-list actor Kiefer Sutherland has been cast as a celebrity cast a traditional British stage show.
“A panto-what??” asks Sutherland’s “hard-to-work-with” and older star Brad Mack, who has seen better days and whose agent has misled him into thinking he’s starring in high-class London stage.
His pantomime co-stars let him know he’s playing Buttons. “Oh no I’m not,” he protests. You can guess their reply. That is, unless you’re ignorant of traditional panto catchphrases.
There are some very funny lines, some cockle-warming sub-plots, and the ensemble is excellent, too.
It’s the sort of feature that would be a bit naff at a different time, but is a lot of fun at Christmas.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄🎄🎄
10.19am - Christmas Karma
An actor shows up at the outset of this film, too, calling someone a mug for the second film in a row. Could this be a fresh holiday staple?
This time, he’s a musical taxi operator who encounters Mr Sood, the newest interpretation on Mr Scrooge from Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol.
Mr Sood is played by a star of Kunal Nayyar and Christmas Karma is directed by the filmmaker behind Gurinder Chadha. The classic narrative unfolds as the tight-fisted Mr Sood is confronted by the spirits of Christmas yesterday, today, and tomorrow, played by Hugh Bonneville, Billy Porter, and Boy George.
This Indian Scrooge is at least distinct from all the others, but sadly he’s not very charismatic and Nayyar’s portrayal is wooden—a significant issue when he’s so central to everything.
Festive score: 🎄🎄
12.04pm - Stuffed
There’s time for a major broadcaster's Christmas comedy-drama—which stars Guz Khan as a charmingly cantankerous character who “isn't big on Christmas.”
But after he gets an £8,000 Christmas bonus at work, his wife (played by Morgana Robinson) persuades him blowing the money on a holiday to Lapland.
There’s just one snag—he learns there was an error with his bonus, which should have been £800, and he has to determine how to pay back the remainder.
Pleasant yet unmemorable.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄
Early Afternoon: Champagne Problems
This is one of those Christmas films where the tree, fairy lights and snow are in the backdrop—Christmas is the scene of the film rather than its main point—but it feels cosy and festive all the same.
Driven corporate star Sydney (starring Minka Kelly) is dispatched to a country estate to do a deal for a champagne business. During her travels, she meets a fellow in a bookshop who promises to show her Christmas in Paris.
A critic recently stated this is the finest new Christmas film of the last several seasons. That’s a bit of a stretch, but it is a holiday love story with a hint of sophistication and gives the required cozy feelings.
The scene with a lengthy discussion about Die Hard is notable too.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄🎄
Mid-Afternoon: Finding Father Christmas
Young Chris, played by Lenny Rush, holds onto his belief in Father Christmas, regardless of the efforts of his dad (starring James Buckley) to tell him otherwise.
The answer is out there, and Chris ventures forth to find it with the assistance of a panel of well-known figures.
It’s understated but endearing, and perfect viewing while waiting for Santa to visit.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄🎄
Late Afternoon: Oh. What. Fun.
Michelle Pfeiffer is the head of a dysfunctional American family who gather for the holidays—including other Oscar nominee Felicity Jones, Chloe Grace Moretz, Jason Schwartzman, and dad Denis Leary.
Pfeiffer begins by referencing Christmas classics like National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, It’s A Wonderful Life and Home Alone, before saying: “They need to make a movie about the real champions of the holidays—moms.”
So that’s what this is, but in reality it’s really a jumble of those forerunner films, at least until Pfeiffer’s character eventually comes into her own.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄
6.43pm - A Scottish Christmas Secret
The day’s waned in quality, but happily here’s a new addition in the crowded field of cliched, saccharine, over-the-top—and strangely compelling—seasonal comfort food.
It’s a story as well-worn: An American woman goes on a quest to a picturesque cold country and ends up finding romance.
In this case, Caprice Bourret plays a publisher